The summer job is a rite of passage for many kids, who are encouraged by their parents to get out of their hair and go and learn valuable lessons about responsibility, the value of m**y and hard work.
对很多青**来说，暑假**是人生的必经之路，他们在父母的劝勉之下，放下浮躁的心态，通过这堂宝贵的社会课堂学习责任感，正确的金钱观，懂得刻苦努力的重要性。
Whether you were saving for a bike, your first car, a prom dress or whatever, we all went in with high expectations of independence and feeling like a proper adult. However those expectations are not always met!
不论你赚钱的**是为了**自行车，购置人生第一辆私人汽车还是**一件毕业舞会上穿的礼服，**始投身到**中去时我们总是满怀期待，希望能****起来，我们几乎感觉自己已经是合格的成年人了，可是，现实往往不尽如人愿。
Jimmy Fallon did us all a service by asking people to share their worst summer job experiences in ** of his legendary hashtag challenges. Needless to say, there are some absolute classics in there! Scroll down to check out a list of Bored Panda's favorites below, and feel free to share your own in the comments!
美国脱口秀主持人JimmyFallon素来喜欢在社交网上发起各种传奇式的标签话题挑战赛，他为我们**出了一项巨大的贡献：请人们在社交网上分享他们最糟糕的暑假**经历。不用多说，大家晒出的段子里有不少货真价实的经典笑料。BoredPanda**了一组上述段子，往下翻看一看，在评论区里畅所欲言吧！
1. I worked at a historic site once where I had to dress as a bison and be chased by hordes of 5 year olds in a bison hunt. Once after being killed in the bison hunt I was breathing too heavily from running. ** of them yelled”it’s alive” and punched me in the face.
我在一个历史博物馆工作，要装扮成野牛的样子，在一个名为“捕猎野牛”的**中被一群5岁的熊**狂追。有一次我被他们猎到后，他们把我“杀”了，可是，由于我刚被狂追了一阵，还在猛地喘气，一个熊**大喊“它还活着”，然后在我脸上狠狠揍了一拳。
2. I was 10 and went to my grandfather farm he gave me 10 $ to be a scar crow. I stood there in the sun yelling for an hour until my mom came and yelled at him.
我10岁的时候，去外公的农场玩，他给了我10美元，让**扮稻田里的稻草人。于是我顶着大太阳在田里站了一个小时，还要大声吼叫。直到我妈来了我才解脱，她还吼了我外公一顿。
3. I was hired at an elderly people’s home for patients with dementia. On my first day I accidently pressed the door button and the old people escaped. We had to run through town rounding them up.
我受雇在一个老年之家****。那里的老人都有老年痴呆症。入职第一天我不小心按了一个按钮，把大门打**了，于是那些老人都逃了出去。我妈不得不跑遍全镇才把他们都捉回来。
4. As a public school teacher in North Carolina, I don’t make much m**y. So I had to deliver pizzas ** summer. My second delivery was to ** of my former students. Her first words,”what, you get fired?”
作为一个在卡罗来纳州北部公立学校教书的老师，我**入微薄，一年暑假我不得不送披萨外**赚钱。我的第二单**送到了一个过去的学生家里。她看到我的第一句话是，“什么，你被炒鱿鱼了吗?”
5. Wo**ng at a nursing home at 17 year old. A woman of 79 year old accused me of stealing and wearing her adult diaper to steal her 87-year-old boyfriend cause It padded my butt and made me appear to have a butt like hers that he loved. She never allowed me in her room after that...
17岁的时候我曾经在一个养老院****，一个79岁的老奶奶控诉我偷窃还擅自穿了她的**纸尿裤。她说我穿她的纸尿裤的**是垫衬自己的屁股，好让我的屁股看起来像她的，而他男朋友就喜欢她那样的屁股。从那之后她再也不让我进她的房间了……
6. Had a job walking five chihuahuas. When they got tired, I had to carry them home. Two in my arm, two on my shoulders and ** on my head.
要溜5只吉娃娃，它们走累了我还要把它们抱回家。两只抱在手里，两只搭在我肩膀上，还有一只骑在我的头上、
7. When I had to play Kid every summer for 3 years.
连续3年每年都去当群众演员，每年演的都是“某小孩”
8. I was babysitting two kids. ** ran out the front door, ** went out the back. When I ran around the house to find them, they ran back inside, locked me out, and turned the sprinklers on.
给两个**当保姆。其中一个朝前门跑，一个往后门跑。为了找到他们我跑遍了整个屋子，他们又掉头跑回来，把我关在外面，还把花园里的洒水器打**了。
9. I earned $30 wo**ng construction for a temp agency ** day in college. When I finished, there was a $35 pa**ng ticket on my car. I refer to it as the day I paid to work...
有一次在一个大学校园里为临时工中介干活，赚了30美元。完工后，我发现自己要支付35美元的停车费。我把这一天称作我为了工作而自己掏钱的日子。