这是一年中最酸爽的时节，亲戚们攒了一整年的问题都准备在这个时候向你开炮。这些听着让你耳朵生茧的问题， 看看老外的遭遇吧。你被盘问了吗？
1. “Are you dating anyone？”
“有对象了没？”
We’re Facebook friends, grandma. You already know the answer to this.
我们只是脸书好友（朋友圈点赞关系）而已啦奶奶。这我已经回答过你啦。
2. “Whatever happened to [insert your ex’s name here]？”
“（你前任的名字）最近怎么样了？”
3. “How has the weight loss been going？”
“减肥减得怎样了？”
Sorry, can’t hear you over the sound of pie.
不好意思，派挡住了，听不见你在说什么。
4. “Can you figure out how to get our iPhones to do [something that’s either basic, or actually impossible]？”
“帮忙看看怎么让这个iPhone（要么是很简单的操作，要么是不可能的）行么？”
Please stop trying to put the USB plug into the wall socket, ma.
妈，别再把USB插口往墙头插座插啦。
5. “If I got you a gym membership, would you use it？”
“要是我给你一张健身房会员卡，你会用吗？”
6. “Do you need money？”
“你需要钱么？”
I do, and I completely hate myself for it.
要啊!真是好讨厌自己这一点。
7.“Are you and [your SO] ever planning on getting married？”
“你和你男/女朋友啥时候结婚？”
This question is twice as fun when your SO is in the room.
要是你的TA也在场，那画面就更美好了。
8.“I hear your Twitter is hilarious. Can I follow you？”
“听说你的微博很有趣，可以粉你吗？”
Sure, let me just delete everything on it.
当然可以，让我删掉所有东西先~
9. “How is your job going/how have your grades been？”
“最近工作/学习怎样啊？”
BRB（Be right back.）
我先拜了，马上回来~~
10. “When do you plan on giving us grandchildren？”
“打算什么时候给我们生孙子孙女啊？”
If you ask for that one more time, we are turning around this car and going straight home, mom.
妈你要是再问一次，我们马上开车掉头回家。
